Justin Bieber: Bieber or Die

Lauren Palmigiano, one of the site’s writer/producers, told MTV the story behind the purchase while still sticking to the script. “Justin just wanted to run the world,” Lauren said. “He came to us and wanted to buy a Web site, and we realized that comedy can only get us so far. And videos with Justin Bieber will take us to the level we’re trying to get to.” Bieber just bought himself Funny or Die and renamed it Bieber or Die. The 16-year-old said,”Anything that’s not Bieber, dies.”

In one of the clips called “Bieber Takes Over”, Justin said, “I talk loudly in libraries and I swim directly after I eat. I don’t care. I once ran into a club. They said, ‘Sir, you’re not old enough.’ So bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Now whose old enough, bitch? So remember, this is Bieber’s world. You’re just living in it. Bieber or die.”There are other videos titled “Justin Bieber Screensaver,” “Bieber After the Dentist,” “OMG Bieber vs. Chuck Norris vs. Bear,” “Bieber Bucket,” “Bieber Takes a Tumble,” “OMG Bieber vs. OMG Cat” and “Dramatic Bieber.”

Lauren said, “Justin Bieber is a really fun, cool guy who’s fun to work with – and just a talented kid. He’s very busy. At the core of it all, he’s just a regular kid who’s living his dream. We hoped for him to be cool, and he’s been cool, since he’s our new boss. He took over Will Ferrell’s office upstairs. His posse’s hanging out. Everyone on staff is required to wear high tops at this point. He’s running it, and we couldn’t be happier.”